Thursday, August 27, 2009
Questions in My Head
Some questions I've been contemplating in my head: 1. Why does the UPS guy have to be so weird and wear short-shorts when he has very hairy legs? 2. How come no one noticed that I colored my hair last night? Should I have just left it with the big stripe of gray down the middle? 3. How come everyone shows up at the office the minute I leave for lunch.....no matter what time I go? 4. Where has Big Papi been all season? The Red Sox could have used his ability to hit home runs in the bottom of the ninth. 5. Why do a lot of people think they are the only ones in the world? It's not about YOU PEOPLE! 6. How come when I go grocery shopping the "12 Items or Less" line is snaking around the store....yet when I get to the cashier there's no one behind me? 7. Why is the weather picture-perfect on Monday through Friday, but two weekends in a row we are besieged by the remnants of hurricanes? 8. Am I tempting fate by planning a weekend away on Columbus Day weekend? 9. What am I supposed to watch on TV now between the end of the summer shows and the beginning of the fall shows? 10. What am I going to eat when I go home for lunch??